Evolution:
In the beginning we were all fish. Ok, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple fish had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby. And the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby was different so it got to live. So ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fish goes on to make more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ babies and then one day a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby fish, crawled out of the ocean with its, mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ frog squirrel. And then that had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby, which was a monkey fish frog. And then this monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby that screwed another monkey and that made you.....
So there ya go, you're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations!