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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 2:39pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 3:27pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 5:52pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 4:48pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2014 @ 6:16pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2017 @ 4:44pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 7:39pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 2:32pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 8:01pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 7:49pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 7:41pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 11:01pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 7:00pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2014 @ 6:02pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2017 @ 4:58pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 5:03pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 3:35pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 11:04pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 11:04pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 6:20pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 11:02pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2014 @ 5:54pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2014 @ 6:09pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 10:05pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 2:32pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 1:49pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 4:43pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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