2/10, is cool but he is a marine

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

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My Recipe:
Large portion of chicken, larger portion of peanut butter, 2 slices of bread.

This sandwich made of chicken, pb, and bread is the closet thing you will ever taste to heaven, to true happiness, this sandwich is better than any orgasm I've ever felt. If someone made this sandwich for me I would not hesitate to become their slave for the rest of my life. The happiest moment in my life was finally tasting this heavenly sandwich. The second my lips touched this absolute creation of god I had the most violent orgasm/♥♥♥♥ I've ever had. This sandwich has ruined my life everything tastes like ♥♥♥♥ compared to this sandwich.

I spend every waking second of my life gathering the ingredients, making, or eating this sandwich. My family has disowned me, all of my friends have abandoned me, this sandwich hasn't only ruined my life it has replaced my life, it has become my life, I want nothing more than to taste this sandwich forever. My bank account is drying up I have spent my life savings on this sandwich I am unable to work as my life revolves around this sandwich. I will happily watch myself die as I engorge myself on this sandwich until my stomach bursts and the peanut buttery acids finally erodes my vital organs. You are welcome.

0/10, is cool but he has a GF so -99999999999 points