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‼️🚨ATTENTION LIBTARDS🚨‼️
😈 I hope y'all are ready to get 🚑🔥BURNED🔥🚑 by 🧐 Ben Shapiro ✡️✡️ and anally 🤜🙏 DESTROY 🏴‍☠️ your views 🤭
1️⃣FIRST1️⃣ he will throw you on the 🚅TRAIN OF LOGIC 🚅 to 👌 destroy 😂😂 your dumb views 😱😱
2️⃣NEXT2️⃣ he'll 🌪️💥 EXPLODE💥 ☄️ your precious 🌍CNN🌍 (which is 💥🚨FAKE NEWS🚨💥 ) with 📖FACTS😎
🤔🤔I hope you're 😱 not afraid 🤯 of being wrong. Because at the 🛑 END 🛑 of the train ride 🚅🚅 he will ☁️☁️🤮😤GAS YOU😤🤮☁️☁️ with 😁CONSERVATIVE 🔥🧐 VIEWPOINTS 🤣 because FACTS 😵📖 DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR 🤣 FEELINGS 🤕
Get ready 👶 trigglypuffs 👶 for the 🔊 OWNING 🔫 of a lifetime 🏴‍☠️ courtesy of the 🇺🇸 MAGApedes 🇺🇸

🚨Attention🚨
🚨Attention🚨

ALL SUPER MARIO GAMERS 🎮🎮🎮

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The other day I Nae-naed my libertard history teacher so hard in class. She was saying something about gun or birth control (can't really remember which one) and I just stood up and said "facts don't care about your feelings, snowflake". My entire class looked at me and I seized the moment by doing my most epicest troll face and then I said "trololololololol haha owned" and sat back down. My liberal classmates were so shocked at how epic my roast was that nobody said anything for a solid 5 minutes and just looked at me! Haha when you troll a feminise leftiste amirite.

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