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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:39am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 1:00am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 12:08am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:55am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:57am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:36am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:29pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:00pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:40am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:25am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:57am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:52pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:25am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:31am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:39am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 4:30am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:32am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:06pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:49am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:52am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:44pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:47am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:54am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:33am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:45am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:50am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:51am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:22am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:00pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:39pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:39pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:00pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:01pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:25am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:25am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:39pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:39pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:52am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 5:48am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:36am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:37am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:31am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 11:49am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:00am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:44am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:37am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:05pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:35am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:35am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:19am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:02pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:52am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:57am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:01am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:11am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:16am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:11am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:26am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:34pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:33am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:20am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:50am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:39am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:09am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:32pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:36am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:09pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:38pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:43am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:01am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:19am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:26am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:42am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:33pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:39am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:14am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:44pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:09pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:52am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:33am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:50am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:09am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:41am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:07am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:30pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:08am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:39pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:48am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:12am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:01am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:26am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:48am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:51am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:09am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:48am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:47am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:28am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:21am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:11am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:03am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:03am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:51am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:01am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:37am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:09am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:13am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:37pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:50pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:57am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:55pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:05pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:07pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:46pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:45pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:42am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:48am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:48am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:23am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:51am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:42pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:42am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:42am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:41am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:41am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:41am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:51am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:28am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:52am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:58am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:08am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:37pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:38am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:38am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:37pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:37pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:38am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:42am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:42am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:53pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:32pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:14pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:21am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:28pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:29pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:42am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:28pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:50am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:44am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:41am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:41am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:42pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:44am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:09pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:46am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:47pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:45am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:38am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:29pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:14pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 1:00am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:42am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:42am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:10am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:51am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:36am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:55pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:41pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:57am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:26am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:53pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:33am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:53pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:01am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:27am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:13pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:27am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:43pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:01am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:56pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:42am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:06pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:29pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:32am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:36am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:29pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:39pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:47am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:39pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:43pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:20pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:32am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:11pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:40pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:42am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:41am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:43pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:43pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:49am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:49am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:49am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:11pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:11pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:15am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:18am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:10am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:51am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:44am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:55pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:44am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:22pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:37am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:21pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:48am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:40pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:42am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:09pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:49am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:50am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:08am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:20pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:12am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 3:45pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:20am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:51am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:39am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:55pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:57am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:55am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:02pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:40pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:47am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:39pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:35am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:14pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:46am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:28am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:37am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:37am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:38am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:17am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:38pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:11pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:36pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:54pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:38am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:21am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:23am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:36am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:55pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:44pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:51am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:45am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:24am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:33pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:18pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:32pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:13pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:21am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:10pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:46am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:40pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:19pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:47am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:47am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:35am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:35am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:20pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:20pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:02am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:02am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:52am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:28am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:52am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:38am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:28am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:41am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:36am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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