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the things that Jews believed in before they got so damn sophisticated.
- Rabbi Meir Kahane
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No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
-- Fran Lebowitz
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Simon: "It's okay to leave them to die."
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A young man wrote to Mozart and said:
Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies. Can you give me any
suggestions as to how to get started?"
A: "A symphony is a very complex musical form, perhaps you should begin with
some simple lieder and work your way up to a symphony."
Q: "But Herr Mozart, you were writing symphonies when you were 8 years old."
A: "But I never asked anybody how."
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"I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show
called 'Three's Company.'" -Fry
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