D&D are cowards. They won't call anything Fey anymore. Centaurs? Fey. Minotaurs? Fey. What's Chris Perkins calling them? Monstrosities. Unacceptable. I've never been so offended in my life. They are beings of nature. Ever seen a minotaur and a shoggoth being friends? No. They aren't; they have nothing in common and I will fight everyone who works for Wizards of the Coast. I will destroy Magic: The Gathering unless Chris Perkins personally apologizes to me. Wizards of the Coast should be afraid. The Fey are powerful, and now I'm coming for them.