"The Beer Prayer"

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.

Thy beer will come,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the travern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangerovers.

For thine is the beer. The bitter and the lager
Forever and ever,
Barmen