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THAT'S WHAT IT WAS
Al
RIGHT
INTO THE NEWDS
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than ♥♥♥♥♥ Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian."
"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now."
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted ♥♥♥♥♥ as their Lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. The Pledge of Allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the ♥♥♥ plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi
P.S. Close the borders.
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