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Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo!
By water, wood and hill, by reed and willow,
By fire, sun and moon, harken now and hear us!
Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
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Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the
only ashtray.
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To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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I demand IMPUNITY!
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After you'd known Christine for any length of time, you found yourself
fighting a desire to look into her ear to see if you could spot daylight
coming the other way.
(Maskerade)
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If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
-- Maslow
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[Hanson has showed up, asking to use the phone]
Peter: Oh my god. It's the Children of the Corn.
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The best way to accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8 meters per second per second.
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