Person 1: 🌍👽 Hey there! Have you ever encountered alien goo before? It's the weirdest thing! 🛸💦

Person 2: Oh my goo! 👽👅 No way! Tell me more about it! What does it even look like? 🤔

Person 1: Well, it's this slimy, neon green goo that seems to pulsate like it's alive or something. It's utterly bizarre! 🟢💚

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¡𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒'𝓈 𝒟𝒶𝓎!
𝐼 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑒𝓃𝒿𝑜𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇𝑜𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒾𝒸 𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝒹, 𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝑒𝓍𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒.

my besto friendo

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hello

Hello! Hope you've been having a good weekend so far.

If you'd like to, I'd very much appreciate it if you could drop in on my Twitch streams sometimes and maybe keep me company, get to know each other, etc.?

If not, that's ok too and I'm sorry to have bothered you. Either way, thank you for taking the time to read this.

Take care and stay safe!

Bro stop spamming on this comment section nobody wants to see your Stream if you kept spamming LOL

bruh is this thread about advertising? xDDDD

Scout: "Move cyclops, move!"

Scout: "Come on, come on, almost - augh!"

Scout: "Eerrrrgh! Argh."

Scout: "Whoah! What the f-"

Scout: "-uuuuu-"

Scout: "Medic..."

["Meet the Medic" card appears.]

Heavy: "Oh-hoh-ho no more!"

Medic: "Wait, wait, wait, it gets better."

Medic: "When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!" [Laughs madly]

Medic: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license, heh."

Medic: "Archimedes! No!" [Shoos Archimedes away] "It's filthy in there! Eugh."

Medic: "Birds."

Medic: "Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage, but I'm fairly certain your heart..."

[Heavy's heart explodes]

Heavy: "What was noise?"

Medic: "The sound of progress, my friend."

Medic: "Ah, perfect..."

Spy Head: "Kill me."

Medic: "Later."

Medic: "Where was I? Ah, there we go."

Medic: "Come on, come on...

Medic: "Oh, that looks good."

Medic: "Very nice there."

Heavy: "Should I be awake for this?"

Medic "Ah heh. Well, no, heh. But as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit?
I can't... seem..."

Heavy: "Aaaaaaaah"

Medic: "Oh, don't be such a baby... Ribs grow back!"

Medic (whispering to the bird): "No they don't."

Heavy (impressed): [Inhales deeply] "What happens now?"

Medic: "Now?" [Chuckles] "Let's go practice medicine..."
Medic: "Archimedes?"

I'm a one-man apocalypse.
I'm in no rush.
Fired up!
What are you looking at?
Stay out of my way.
Why are we here?
Roadhog rides again.
Back for more.
Rollin' out.

Hello!

I'm about to start my first ever Twitch stream and I would appreciate it very much if you could swing by for a "hi" and maybe follow me if you want; it would help a lot.

Thank you and have an awesome day!

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Bruh

add me ;)

Too high..

Same

i have a giant enormous kek

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Ayy! :D

One of the best "Dead by Daylight Purgatory Lobby of Insanity" player ever!

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Signed by „The Spartan.”

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

accessible profile, when'd i miss that lmao

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finally.

thanks bby c: you too c;