Some people get tilted after a few games of CS GO. Me? I was born tilted. I came out of the womb at a 90 degree angle, and my mother is still in tears when she talks about it to this day. When I play, I have to play with my chair tilted back just to counteract the tilt. My chair is hooked up to a blood pressure monitor, and when I lose or witness a misplay, the chair tilts forward until I eventually end up on the floor. This is what tilt means to me.

http://csgo-stats.com/76561198076507255/

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