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Lara Croft GO is a way better game than it has any need to be.

I was expecting way less out of this puzzle game to be fair. For starters it was obviously designed for mobile and touch screen devices and that doesnt add too much merit ," just another try to cash in by doing a lazy port job " i thought to my self. I must admit i was really wrong , this turned out to be one of the better puzzle games i've played in my years.

Game has really nice art style , easy to understand game mechanics ( you play entirely with a mouse ) but at the same time it's very well thought of and each puzzle makes you think just a little bit harder than the last one which i really liked. Short levels which are most likely product of this being game for mobile phones really works to games benefit , reducing frustration to minimum while other puzzle games can make you really mad with long and boring levels.

Built-in game hint system ( which is basically walkthrough video inside the game itself ) really helps out then you are stuck.

Really nice pace and number of achievements. You can 100% this game by just playing and beating the game , no need to replay levels or game dozens of times to get some ridiculous achievement made just to waste your time.

Highly recommended if you like to challenge your brains.

I bet this is not going to be a popular review.

First of all i would like to say one thing - Steam's review system is absolutely unfit to write reviws for games like Satellite Reign in how primitive this black and white option is. Anyway.

I tried to get into this game three times now. Before purchasing it it looked like a perfect game for me. I love oldschool crpg and similar kind of games. It's sci-fi, it looks great , it has amazing premise .. what's not to like? I must admit i'm bit too young to have played original Syndicate game ( released 1993 , i got my first pc at age of 9 i think back in 1999 ) but this spiritual successor looked right up my alley. Long story short... it wasnt .. well mostly.

After a brief tutorial which teaches you absolutely nothing about game except for few very very basic things you are thrown inside game having 0 clue of what are you supposed to be doing and besides few very basic first mission difficulty just ramps up by factor of 10 once you complete them. I like hard games, Soulsborne games are one of my favorite games and i like hard puzzle games as well ( on the other side of hard spectrum ) but they dont feel unfair , this one on the other hand just drowns you right away with ridiculous amounts of systems and things you need to know without explaining anything. It's bad , really bad design choise. I understand this game is supposed to be oldschool but old doesnt mean good , you can make oldschool game and still make it understandable and accessible like Divinity Original Sin or Shadowrun games.

In conclusion do i think Satellite Reign is a good game? Yeah , it sort of is but i really cant recommend it to anyone besides true fans of original Syndicate who will have will and time to learn this game and power through it's ludicrous difficulty cuves.

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Actual review below :

Dead by Daylight or 'DbD' as it is often reffered to by the playerbase is equal parts excellent and total piece of ♥♥♥♥ at the same time.

Though after playing it for more than 150 hours i'm confident enough that it's 49% excellent and 51% ♥♥♥♥ so that's where negative review comes from.

While it has just a superb idea for the game , developers are absolutely incompetent to take care of their own game. By solving one balance issue they make two more, by fixing one bug they make two new ones . In short they are ' fixing and balancing' this game to point of no return ( which in my opinion has already been reached ) .

Amazing ideas are well..amazing but they also need skilled team behind them to realise and maintain them. It's not the case with DbD and they just keep on pilling problems on top of one another .

Only way i see for this game to be any good is to rethink this game alltogether ( mechanics wise ) and begin new with second installment because at the current state this game is hopeless to get any better.

It's actually a really hard task to praise this game . I can't really think of a single thing to say which haven't been said thousands of times by now but this is just one of those cases where i really feel like i want to express my appreciation and fascination for and about this game even though i will most likely wont say anything new.

Avoiding all the things one would normally add to a review ( Story,music,gameplay,visuals) it just needs to be said that at every single step this game just took it further than it really needed or had to. With half of everything Witcher 3 has to offer it would still have been a great Open World RPG but instead of just making a good game they made probably a best game i have ever played. It's a strong claim to make and i'm not entirely sure i even agree with myself but while taken as a whole experience i can't think of a game which gives so much and manages not to lose it's quality all throughout.

I think that certain games might have better combat or better story or better something but as a whole package nothing can beat Witcher 3 and what it managed to accomplish. I really really love Dark Souls, i really really love Divinity Original Sin and number of other games i will prasie to my grave yet somehow Witcher 3 and it's immense scope just might top them all. I wouldn't dare ranking my favorite games but Witcher 3 ... it just might be number 1 .

Just to add a little useless trivia : First time i've beaten it i just pirated the game. Didint have as habbit of actually buying games back then . Second time i've beaten it on PS4 and now i just bought it on Steam again . To play it and to support it's wondeful developers.

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I'v stopped writing reviews for steam games while ago since lets be honest i'm not great at it but i feel that Furi deserves all the praise and attention it can get.

Before buying Furi you really need to understand what are you getting here. It's a boss rush game. There is nothing more besides hard as hell boss fights, besides some walking through areas and listening to some exposition. So be warned and understand what are you getting into.

That said Furi is absolutely phenomenal at what it set to do. All bosses are unique and unforgiving as hell. Controls are fluid and responsive which are mandatory for such purely skill based game. There are no upgrades,skill trees or anything of sorts. You are given your whole arsenal just right at the begining and you either learn to use it and overcome or you fail. I LOVE IT. It gives me that feeling after defeating boss that only Dark Souls managed to .

The extra mile they went. Visuals and music.... oh the visuals and music! This could have looked and sounded average and still be great game for it's core mechanics but they overdone themselves here. Furi looks amazing, just amazing. I wont delve in the visual style , just look at some screenshots! And the music. Oh the music. I'm not a big fan of electronic music, but this sort of 80's synth-pop soundtrack just compliments everything happening on the screen so so well i cant even describe. It just feel tailored INTO the game itself rather just being put on top the game. Hard to explain but you will get what i ment once you fire up the game.

The game even has different endings few of some are hidden better than you could expect.

Please,buy this game,play this game and support the devs. This is clearly a work of love and people who made it loved what they were doing. It just vibrates with enthusiasm.

♥♥♥♥ you and your paid mods,Bethesda.

♥♥♥♥ you and your RU tag,Bethesda.