Don't Judge Me. I was born to be Awesome not Perfect !

Some quotes from games:

“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?” (Portal)

“Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!” (Portal 2)


“Jason! Jaaaaaaaaason!” (Heavy Rain)


“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!” (Portal 2)

“I am the great mighty poo, and I’m going to throw my ♥♥♥♥ at you.” (Conker’s Bad Fur Day)

"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" (Bad Dudes)

“Hey dudes thanks, for rescuing me. Let's go for a burger....Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!” (Bad Dudes)

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.” (Duke Nukem 3D) (actually, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper in "They Live")

"A nosy old hag like you knows everything about the people who live under her roof. Where did she go?” (LA Noire)


Guard: “I used to be an adventurer like you … then I took an arrow in the knee.

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise...and...shine."