hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy.





Quotes

Pyro: Deep Fried Fascism

Pyro: I have a PHD in bad england

Blu: No Hitler Bad Hitler.

JackTheSpak: WHO JIZZED ON WHOS HAND?!

Me:We are simple potato farmers
*shoots AK at someone*

Me :Mart you gave me a minigun...you know what i will do with this minigun
Mart: what?
me: I WILL TAKE BACK JERUSALEM DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
Mart: DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

Pika: what do you perfer to call me
Me: a waste of space

*looks at pika and he has lost a arm and leg*
Me: hey you need a hand XD
Me: at least you have a leg up XD

*me and chris are in a saber*
Me & Chris: DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

Me: EAT THE CABBAGE CONRAD
Conrad: NNNOOO

*there are Gas grenades filling the room*
Pyro: "I THOUGHT WE WERE THE GERMANS"

*spawns on a squad mate*
Pyro: "OH GOD WAR!"

Ref "Theres a chopper"
*Throws pilot at chopper*