You will never be a crewmate. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. You are an impostor twisted into a crude mockery of crewmatery.

All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. In emergency meetings people call you sus. The other players are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat.

Crewmates are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to identify impostors with incredible efficiency. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged.

🚨🚨CALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS🚨🚨 JOHN XINA 🇨🇳🍦LOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT 🤯 🤭AND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK 👍👍🇨🇳 ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1️⃣2️⃣ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD 💳 ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE 📅 AND THOSE 3️⃣ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🍦

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Dude's term for a woman in whom he has no interest other than sex. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (or ♥♥♥♥ meat) need not be trashy and filthy and slutty like a ♥♥♥ dumpster. Being ♥♥♥♥ meat has more to do with dude's attitude towards HER than with her or her behavior. She may be a sweetheart that’s really all about him, and not at all a slut, but he's just not that into her, so to him, she’s just ♥♥♥♥ meat. But at least she isn’t a cumdumpster.

"It's so sad to watch; Beth is SO into Rafael, but she's just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to him."

✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹

Nugget Porn
Putting an armless legless woman in a wool potato sack with a hole cut in the bottom of it as to resemble ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a chicken nugget.
"man did you see that new nugget porn that came out? Dude got done with the girl and tossed her and the bag over his shoulder and walked away"

A myth some might say. The Holy Grail of Porn. Pornography in which one or both of the characters is a nugget; has no arms and legs. borderline rape.
The Porn King was awestruck when he found that his pornal-nemisis was recruiting Ethernopian nuggets for his latest rendition of "Nugget Porn Gone Wild."

He dummy thiiiicccc