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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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👑 * 🐛 * 👾 * 🚗 * 🕺 * 🥒 * 🐠 * 👃 * 📗 * 🚕 * 🍖 * 🍆 * 💄 * 🎍 * 🐳 * 🎁
ㅤ* Whizzing round a sharp bend on a country road a motorist ran over a large dog. A distraught farmer's wife ran over to the dead animal.
"I'm so very sorry", said the driver, "I'll replace him, of course."
"Well, I don't know", said the farmer's wife, "Are you any good at catching rats?"
ㅤ* What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time...” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this ♥♥♥♥...”
ㅤ* Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe