After a good game of dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he is gay. Don't trust this guy.

After a good game of dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he is gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hey trouble.

Hey i found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that i think we could get along real well :) i don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even tough you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When i see your name i just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like i can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 i know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but i won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me)

thumbs up man

fast trader :)