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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 1:30am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 3:58am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:12pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 10:02am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:20pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 3:29am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 11:53pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 22 May, 2017 @ 11:22pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 1:40am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:09am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 6:20pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 2:50pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2016 @ 2:09am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:02am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:10am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:49am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:27am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 8:33am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 3:02am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:37am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 3:54am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 3:00am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:26am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 2:29am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 1:26am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 22 May, 2017 @ 6:49am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:55pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:10am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 21 May, 2017 @ 11:55pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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