Dave Hester from storage wars
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Muscle is the tool of the brute; the ignoramus who has nothing better to do with their time than lift pieces of metal up and down. Whenever I see a muscle-clad Chad, I silently grin to myself, knowing full well that they use the muscles in the body so much more than the most important muscle in their head.

For an intellectual such as myself, there is no alternative to the blade. It depends on skill, not muscle, skill which can only be honed through practise and patience. And that practise and patience translates into the rest of my life too, whether it be using my full dexterity to land an epic reverse freestyle flip reset aerial, or using my patience to wait for Veronica to finally notice how much of a gentleman I am.

So keep your muscles, Chad. I'll enjoy seeing my Nippon steel slice them like makizushi.
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forgive english, I am Russia...

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.