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30.1 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn.
Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Posted 22 October, 2022.
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Posted 26 April, 2022.
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Kiryu has autism
Posted 24 April, 2022.
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202.7 hrs on record (70.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 7 February, 2022.
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52.0 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 27 November, 2021.
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Welcome To Estalia Gentlemen!
Posted 27 August, 2021.
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Scripture of Radiance Vol. I

"Born out of the darkest depths of the world came Narko, the Shadow. She sought to erase all that is good, if not for our saviour Okran. Both battled for millenias in the skies until light overcame dark. Narko was restrained, absorbed into the Lord Okran's being. But, alas, Narko The Deceiver's defeat was not the end. While both fought their war in the skies, split in two once again, Narko's spawns were ravaging our world, created out of hate and malice. Against mankind, her Dark Agents were hurled."

Scripture of Radiance Vol. II

"In our darkest moments came the brightest light, the Phoenix. Okran had sent us his champion, one that would restore our faith and banish the Shadow. Phoenix came with the everlasting Sacred Flame, the promise that Man would once more live free. He saved us from both shackles and beastiality and united as one with the Holy Bindings. One by one, the Dark Ones were now slain by the blade of our restored faith. When Narko's minions were subdued and Narko herself banished deep under the earth."

Scripture of Radiance Vol. III

"Man was created in the human image of Okran, Lord Of Light; Woman was created in the image of Narko, Demoness of Darkness. Seek caution, children of Okran! An impure race is an unholy one; They must be rebirthed to serve the cause of Okran, lest they join the cause of darkness. An unrestrained woman is an idle one; She must be subdued, lest she seduce and tempt the purity of man into the darkness with her."

Scripture of Radiance Vol. IV

"The Agents of Darkness infest the world as unholy vermin, The darkness that caused the world's First Extinction. The Agents of Darkness possess the idle man as Darkened, But it is the faithful man who will prevent the world's Second Extinction. Through Okran's Divine Flame, all evil will be erased and cleansed. Slay the enemy with fire, purge the world of darkness."

Scripture of Radiance Vol. V

"Let us not yearn for pleasures of the flesh, but yearn only for the love of our Creator and the wellbeing of all mankind.

Let us not be tempted by the Shadow's lures of sexual misdeeds, orgies, theft and wrong speech.

Let us honour our holy brothers, never harm them, never feel envy or animosity towards them.

Let us abstain from intoxication, for the darkness preys on the undisciplined mind"
Posted 12 January, 2021. Last edited 22 February, 2021.
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17.8 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Get Rid Of Tail Tag And This Game Is Perfect
Posted 11 August, 2020.
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Been Waiting for 10+ years for them to add XXX, Sadly can't Recommend
Posted 19 January, 2018. Last edited 27 August.
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