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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 2:34pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2018 @ 4:55pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 3:24pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 3:30pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2018 @ 4:45am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 5:29am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 4:14am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2018 @ 4:00pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2018 @ 3:26pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 5:23am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2018 @ 8:26am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 3:06am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2018 @ 3:38am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2018 @ 9:32am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 4:14am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2018 @ 8:00am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2018 @ 5:11am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2018 @ 1:34pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 5:54am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2018 @ 1:04pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2018 @ 4:45am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2018 @ 3:33pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2018 @ 7:40am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 2:28pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 5:54am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2019 @ 4:43pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2018 @ 4:45am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 6:38pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2018 @ 1:28pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 6:14am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 7:51am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2019 @ 8:26am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2019 @ 1:08pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30pm



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!