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of different places, just write a Unix operating system."
(By Linus Torvalds)
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You have a message from the operator.
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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and
inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and
impenetrable fog! -- Calvin
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Mal: "I mean, let's say you did kill us... or didn't. There could be torture
- whatever - but somehow, you found the goods. What would your cut be?"
Jayne: "Seven percent, straight off the top."
Mal: "Seven? Oh."
Jayne: "What?"
Mal: "Hm? Nothing. Not a thing. No, I just... (to Zoe) does that seem low to
you?"
Zoe: "It does, sir."
Jayne: "That ain't low."
Head Robber: "Stop it!"
Jayne: "Seven percent, standard."
Mal: (laughs) "Okay. Zoe, I'm paying you too much."
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Wash: "Two days in a hospital? Don't you just hate doctors?"
Simon: "Hey!"
Wash: "Present company excluded."
Jayne: "Let's not be excluding people. It's rude."
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