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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:02am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:03am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:02am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:00am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:43am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:12am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:07am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:40am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:08am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:02pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:58pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:44pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:35pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:43am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:45am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:12am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:15am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:46pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:10am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:10am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:55pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:40am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:21am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:56pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:45am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:08am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:28am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:43am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:45am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:12am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:19am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:44am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:51am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 7:45pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 5:54pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 3:22pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:13am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:11pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:16am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:57pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:45am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:25am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:19am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 6:10pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:08am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:31am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 3:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:15am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:20am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:20am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:41pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:53am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:49am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:15am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:44pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 2:03pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:11am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:13am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 12:41am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:49pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:48am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:02pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:19pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:41am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:12pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 1:40am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:23pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:25pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:51pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:50pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:44am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:00pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:17am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:15pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 12:22am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 2:52am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:44pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:08pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:17pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:18pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked