Combat systems... Barely Functional
Data Analysis protocols... Partially Active
Common Sense protocols... *ERROR 404*
Gaming Skill subroutines... Data not Found. Please consult Apple Helpdesk
Braincell 1... Damaged Sustained. Failure probability at 56%. Please replace at earliest possible opportunity.
Braincells 2-unknown... Inactive. Data not Found
Commencing Boot Up Sequence... 10%... ERROR. 90% of systems Corrupted. 10% of systems functional
Beginning Activation