"good mythical morning"
rhett: "Will It Penis?"
link: "lets talk about that"
theme music
link: "today we will be seeing the best way to suck a penis"
rhett: "yes link we will be taking ♥♥♥♥♥ from all over the world and seeing which one is the most succable"
link:" lets bring out our first penis"
naked white man with a bag over his head comes out
rhett: "looks like yours link *wink*"
link: "its too soft someones going to have to stiffen it up"
rhett grabs the shaft and proceed to tenderly stroke the penis until it becomes 6 inches erect
rhett: "there we go. Ill go first"
rhett shoves the ♥♥♥♥♥ inside his mouth
rhett:"standard penis really. give it a try link"
link: "you know I havent sucked many ♥♥♥♥♥ but this one seems kinda tasty"
he looks at the camera with a wacky face
link deepthroats the ♥♥♥♥
rhett: "not bad right"
link: "you know its pretty good. Nice length and girth and it looks pretty pink and juicy
rhett:" alright this ones easy. will it penis?"
both:"YESSSSSSSSSSS"

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You dont upboat. You dont downboat. This aint reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I hope you dont tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me? heh, Im a judge. this place.. this place has a lot to offer. heh you'll see, kid. that is if you can handle it.

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