Sup Racer,

We got a base to to burn.

Jumal, aeglase taibuga eestlane ja kiire taibuga eestlane istuvad ümber laua ning mängivad pokkerit. Laua keskele kerkib tohutu kuhi raha. Korraga kaob elekter ja tuba mattub pimedusse.
Hetke pärast süttivad tuled uuesti, kuid raha on laualt kadunud. Kes selle pihta pani?Vastus: aeglase taibuga eestlane. Teised tegelased on kujutlusvõime viljad.

Is it a bird , is it a plane , oh no its Taavi flying.

For The Horde!

Once a little Estonian went for a walk and he was dubbed "the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Destiny" as he did exit the town he was attacked by a kitty cat who was held by Big Tina taking him to the amazing world of Wonderlands.

My uncle was in a race across Europe. He was in first place for a while and got to the edge of the Baltic Sea and saw some sailboats drydocked by the water.

He might have been a little too presumptive when he was pulling a boat to the edge of the Sea. The boat’s owner came over to him. He was an old Estonian and didn’t seem to speak much English.

“I need to borrow this to win a race. Can you tell me where the wind can take me?”

The owner looked at the boat, shrugged and said, “Helsinki.”

My uncle grinned and gave him some money and dragged the boat away to the water and sailed off.

One of the challengers in the race was close behind. Saw what my uncle had done and went up to the owner.

“I need one of your boats,” he said

The owner looked at the remaining boats. Pointed to one and said “He’ll floaty.”