CowboyCoffee
United States
 
 
hey coffee eyes
you got me coughing up my cookie heart
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Custody Battle 22. pro. 2023 v 21.13 
lifes not out to get you!
ellezxh 10. dub. 2020 v 19.07 
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on...
sugarella* 29. srp. 2019 v 0.12 
thank you for enabling my stardew addiction
ellezxh 11. kvě. 2019 v 23.23 
OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯
CowboyCoffee 2. úno. 2019 v 8.27 
OMEGALUL
Scrotch Rocket 1. úno. 2019 v 14.04 
dude, how pathetic are you? you are exactly what gives gamers a bad name with the ladies .. STOP, throw out ur pc or ♥♥♥, that comment was gag worthy ... FYI im talking about this you left on jelly's profile " hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx"