This is a story about Mike. He was a strange little man of seven foot. He had blond eyes and green hair. He had lived in Dublin 4 all his life and tomorrow was his 22ed birthday. This year, his mommy promised him a car. He wanted a Ford Land Rover with a yello interior. He had been working in an antique shop really hard all year so that he could buy a drive way for his this new car of his.

On Mike’s Birthday eve, he was running deliveries of various antiques. One lady had demanded that Louis XIV’s pizza boxes were delivered before 2pm. Mike took the box that contained the pizza boxes which were wrapped in another box style packaging, and ran the delivery to her house.

It was 1:45pm and Louis XIV popped into Mike’s antique shop of antiquey items and demanded he had his pizza boxes back.
Mike: “But they’ve been sold and the buyee has already paid!”
Louis: “I’m must demand zat I have zeese pizza boxes returned to moi immediately! My vife vishes to order le pizza et if I take zeese boxes to ze take-away I vill get 2% off!”
What a deal Mike thought.

Mike was always prepared for such an incident. Undernet the till, neatly stacked amongst other things was a neatly bound-by-love book. But what George, the shop owner, didn’t know was that the knife used to kill Caesar, “Ze Mighty Salad”, cut out a perfect slice of that book to hold a brick.

Mike pulls out the brick and tells Lou that “it’s all oger now!” Mike throws the brick at the onion glazed shop windows – that must have been the smell – and chants “Shrek is love, Shrek is life… ♥♥♥ down from the mightiest of heavens and help meh!” As Mike does so Shrek appears from the fish’s mouth, like a genie from a lamp, like in a movie. Also, may have forgotten to mention that Mike always keeps his fish on a long silver necklace around his neck.

Shrek appears and eats Louis. Louis tries to quickly have one last baguette but it is too late. Shrek snorted that up too. Shrek blew a kiss to Mike and walked out the back door of the shop to George’s office. Mumbling is heard and Mike goes closer. George and Shrek seem to be having a heated debate on the ludicrous display Man City displayed on the tellie last night.

Much to the surprise of Mike, it showed 2pm on the clock. He had to make the deliver in the next 60 seconds. Instead, he opens the pizza boxes and takes a slice. The slices disappear and Mike goes home.

When Mike sits down to have his lovely cup of coconut, the landline rings. It’s the hospital. His mother passed away. Mike cried for 40 days and 40 nights.

On the 41st day he rose again with a new ambition: His new dream was to help the needy. He decided to open up a charity to help those whose mother’s died before getting them a car. He aimed at getting everybody who came to him a car. Mick was happy again.

THE END!