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351.0 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Democracy succeeds,

Please change back your reviews boys. The sony corporate dogs have learned their lesson... for now.
Posted 8 February, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
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0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
A MASSIVE multiplayer experience.

Log on.

1... singular... player.

Accross 3 servers...

Wow, this game is way too much for so little... sorry, but I think star citizen is more reasonable .lmfao.
Posted 3 February, 2024.
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1.6 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Not a bad game... but as usual, the community surrounding it isn't intelligent enough to play with.

If you play alone, don't bother. Screw this game, the necessity for mobility, and it's poor balancing.

Games like this belong in the gutter with other f2p stuff that belongs nowhere near the public view.
Posted 18 December, 2023.
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0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Game bad, no balance.
Posted 28 September, 2023.
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47.8 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Fromsoft back on their BS of making unfair bosses that only diehard fans who are ****riding will appreciate. Don't buy until they fix this chapter 1 final boss ballseus, he's mad dumb.

Edit: This game is actually terrible, it's just sekiro. Have fun with all the fromsoft fans with soft heads and bashing their heads into walls!
Posted 24 August, 2023. Last edited 25 August, 2023.
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31.1 hrs on record (30.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Imagine adding anti-cheat, to what is a pve game. I understand banning cheaters for certain individual cases, but holy crap. Imagine railroading the experience for people this hard. What a joke.
Posted 20 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
144.7 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game actually sucks.

Edit: Game is okay, community is garbage. Between the apex retirees and medic mains ruining every fight, and the hackers ripe, but people denying any and all accusations being given, this ******** community is another level of bad. Game will die, just wait a few months.
Posted 19 June, 2023. Last edited 3 August, 2023.
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13.3 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Turn based, time waster.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people take too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long on these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turns, because they suck at being autonomous individuals.

Go play stick fight if you want to have actual fun. This game is poorly balanced, and is only appealing to actual apes.
Posted 5 February, 2023.
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587.7 hrs on record (76.0 hrs at review time)
So the game is fun, 75% of the time.

The problem is, that 99% of veteran sharpshooters are too stupid to play the game beyond the easiest difficulty.

Wait for the game to die, then you might have a 'little' bit of fun.
Posted 4 December, 2022. Last edited 22 December, 2022.
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0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Will memorize movements 100 times and only get it to register about half of the time. This game is so janky that when you do get it to run, your arms will be too sore to play, and you won't have any kind of fun.

Only get it if you want to waste a cool $20 on a piece of trash.
Posted 15 November, 2022.
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