Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned lager? The other day, a geezer tried to serve me a pina colada in a jam jar for nine pounds fifty. I was very, very upset. That's where this bobby dazzler comes in. It's beer you can buy in the supermarket. As well as in the boozer. You can enjoy a can at a house party. Lock down the rig, the Old Bill are 'ere! At the jump up, drum-and-bass warehouse rave. Hold tight my Old Blue Last crew, no long 'tings. At a Norwegian black metal festival. If any of you get beer on this jacket there's gonna be big trouble! And if you would rather drink cocktails out of a jam jar, then may God f****ing well help you! That'll do.

La Cruz de Santiago