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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 5:20pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 9:16am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 11:11am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2015 @ 7:10am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:23am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2015 @ 2:27pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2015 @ 12:08pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 5:15pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 2:28pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:32am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:51pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2015 @ 1:34pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:43pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 3:34pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 4:55pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 1:08pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 4:16pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2015 @ 4:09pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:46pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:40pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 1:35pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:44pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 1:57pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:01pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 9:13am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 4:22pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 11:05am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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