I hate peeing and pooping so much i swear, THIS THINGS INTERRUPT OUR LIVES, OH UR HAVING A FUN TIME WATCHING A MOVIE? THATS TOO BAD YOU GOTTA ♥♥♥♥ NOW, U PLAYING A GAME? TOO BAD BROSKI U NEED TO PEE, WHEN THE MATCH IS INTENSE OFC, I SWEAR BRO WHY CANT WE HAVE BETTER WASTE EXCRETION, WHY CAN'T WE POOP ONCE A WEEK, PEE LIKE ONCE A DAY AND GO ON WITH OUR LIVES WITHOUT THESE DISTRACTIONS, AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON DIARRHEA

I can't play TF2 anymore

Everytime I see a sentry lvl1 or especially mini-sentry I get a furious boner, I have to stop and masturbate, I tried to destroy them asap, but these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ engies just won't stop building them. Lvl3 is ok tho, but if we don't destroy the sentry, we can't win. I play spy main and this is a problem, since I see small sentries constantly. I was trying to avoid engineers but they are on every map! Send help.

Homoboi