waiting on stroma

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned

This boi taught me to stroke my salivary glands and produce saliva on command , 10/10

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┃█ you're adopted. █┃
┃█ 　-Mom&Dad　 █┃
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Is that a euphemism? Cause a chikorita is a fire breathing dragon.

This ,thing, made me you know what nevermind. 4/20 would smoke his chikorita leaf again.