"This immediately made my brain feel squishy and like a mozzarella"

"I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy...but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job. Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up, a little KOO-KOO, a little WACKY, start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little, y'know, LOOPY-- OOO. Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell! Someone get him a straitjacket! He's gettin' a little WACKY..ooo...a little KOOKY! He's off the walls, bananas, loco!"


"If you do the thing, and you do it right, and you don't ♥♥♥♥ it up, it works. It just work. Slap it on my butt, keep that poo in for as long as you can when it finally comes out, by golly, that's gonna feel like the best ♥♥♥♥ you have ever taken. This is Phil Swift with flex tape... I'm a prostitute...."



"When the dead will walk, and they rise, from the no more room that's in Hell, there will be more dead than before has ever seen once previously."

"When you look at the stars, and you see a mockingbird flying in the night, a shadow cast it's grace over the horizon. When you order a Big Mac from McDonalds and it's got extra pickles on it, you know that you've been graced by the presence of a higher power. When a first born baby perches itself out of the womb, that power manifests itself inside of your heart, at that moment in time, at the peak of euphoria, you can snap into a Slim Jim."
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"big ♥♥♥♥ brick trick"
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"♥♥♥♥ off or get feet" -Twitch chat