hii.. (sweating nervously) are you new around here? Couldn’t help but notice you have a few hours on FFXIV… you play catgirl…? You rp…?

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

Hola, me parecio muy bueno tu perfil, pero algo en su redaccion y estetica me generaba una sensacion rara.
Para ponerte un poco en contexto, yo soy ingeniero naval con un posgrado en sexologia, asi que analicé tu perfil, le di vueltas a la cuestión un buen rato, y por fin llegué a una conclusión: Sos un homosexual reprimido. Seguramente mi diagnostico no te sorprenda, pero sentis mucha verguenza por tus deseos. Para tu tranquilidad, quiero que sepas que ser homosexual no tiene nada malo, y hoy en dia, la sociedad acepta e integra a la gente como vos. Te recomiendo que charles esta situacion con tus seres queridos, y finalmente salgas del closet para vivir una vida plena.
Espero haber sido de ayuda

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In this humorous display, it depicts a man opening a package of mints and the instantaneous reaction of his peers around him whom are eager to partake in the consumption of the mint flavoured treats. This idea is nonetheless reinforced by having a dog, which by the way would normally be unable to fathom the concept of an acquaintance sharing his mints, and to add on the typical dog would have no clue as to what a mint is, to also attempt to indulge in the consumption of the Icebreakers Cool-mint candy. This is hilariously outlined by one of the acquaintances as to add to the conversation "What the dog doing here?" in the typical African American vernacular manner as to emphasise comedic value. This is, in my opinion, a very hilarious clip, and it is my belief that due to its spectacular display on a very relatable subject with a humorous twist in the form of a "Vine", that it was added to the Hilarious Vines in the Hood Compilation of 2014 (Try not to Laugh).

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic... He could save others from death, but not himself.