Recent reviews by Tsadhe

not fun

edit: never buy anything for this scam. 400$ worth of skins were altered after purchasing to censor them and make them less attractive. I will never spend another cent with this company of theives

no multiplayer but the devs still threaten to perma ban you if you dare to use cheat engine to give your self no reload and max stamina.

its basically a phone game with scummy microtransactions. controls and combat are sub par. your daily actions are limited. each mission you do drains stamina. stamina slowly recharges over IRL time. once you finish the story and missions for the first time the purple currency is incredibly slow to gain. skins cost 20- 30 and are only good for the character corresponding to them and there are multiple variants of each character. characters cost 100$ or more unless you get really lucky. each time you get a character your drop chances reset and it becomes harder to unlock them.

if the devs werent all up in your buisnes for using unlimited ammo and stamina to make the grind and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ daily limit of actions more tolerable i wouldnt be leaving a review. however they went out of there way to message me and say that if in my single player only gameplay I am caught again they will perma ban me and delete my purchases(if there is any multiplayer i have not and will not play it in this sub sub par game)

devs like this are destroying games with their over policing and implementation of crappy anti customer systems such as stamina and over priced lottery style unlocks

if your pc can still play the original, just play that its better. sure this has better graphics being over a decade newer, no supprise there. the game controls the same which is great. i has bugs and crashes that werent there in the original. the story was changes to be more woke, they race swapped characters to make it as diverse as possible because "white people are bad" we must never forget that. they replaced all the posters in the game with ads for diversity and people in masks. isaac is no longer inshape and good looking but now a doughboy which explains how his gf is now twice his age.

i wish there was more than reccomend or not reccomend. its still a good game but all the unnessary changes just make it worse for no reason. unfortunatly my new windows 11 pc refuses to load the original and while it works great on steamdeck i mainly play on my tower.

all in all the gameplay stays mostly true to the original which was and is amazing but with that being said the original is still better and if your pc doesnt have issues running it then i wold reccomend the original over the remake

best soundtrack ever
amazing combat
great story
no propaganda being pushed
controls are amazing (controller controls not so much, controller works on console great. however, on PC controller optimization is ass)
usually game reboots are just an excuse to milk the customers and under deliver but this game is phenominal

this game is a diamond in the sea of diarreah that is the gaming industry
doom and doom eternal are the only games by bethesda that are truly great that released complete and polished. whoever the team is who made this is the greatest asset and saving grace of bethesda. thank you to the team for taking pride in your work and providing a product that you can be proud of and for not cutting corners like most people in your industry and company do. you truly are the unsung heroes of the game development world

343 moderators abuse their power and are petty tyrants and fascists.

if you dare to post bugs, complain about their abuse of the community updates, say anything that they disagree with they will go out of their way to file false reports with steam to get you banned. i posted asking them to stop spamming community updates that have nothing to do with the game and got banned, i posted a copy and paste conversation of the moderator "aspen" harassing other players for pointing out that the community update page had just become pandering and never had any game related info, i got banned.
i posted asking why dont they celebrate things like easter, military appreciation month, christmas and other popular holidays, i got banned. each ban was listed as something false like hate speech, bad faith, or my personal favorite "posting something that could incite negative responses".

343 deserves to go out of buisness or at least they should fire all their abusive pointless employees and try to right their ship before it sinks.
i will never spend another dime with 343

combat is sluggish and boring
controls suck
movement is uninspired and last, last gen
story and writing is terrible, cringe and annoying
the player characters never shut up and are terribly written
side missions are not entertaining
enemies are sponges for the sake of the new gore mechanic
the gore mechanic is worse than dooms gore mechanic but at least in doom the enemies arent sponges
the game is uninspired and quickly became boring but was always annoying
forces the use of epic launcher even though i bought it on steam
forced opt in to data collection that is sent to communist china in a pve singleplayer game
buggy as hell, when i pick up a new weapon using swap weapon the game bugs out and i can no longer attack till i either let myself die or quit to main menu

its official, video games will never be as polished, entertaining or propaganda free as they were a decade ago

forces use of rockstar launcher which like the EA and ubsoft launcher is plagued with problems. ♥♥♥♥ you rockstar
im so sick of not being able to play my games because some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ forced launcher wont work

terrible

loads of bugs
crashes often
friend requests and inviting friends doesn't work
extraction frequently sinks into the ground making it impossible to finish the mission
frequently disconnects teammates from each other. almost every game one of my friends or myself is kicked and and when it happens twords the end of the mission some times they aren't even able to rejoin or at least get credit

the game itself is fun and i enjoy the way you have to call in abilities and gear.
the comedy and voice lines are entertaining, i hope they continue to add more.
the way gear is unlocked is lame, most of the stuff is and will be behind FOMO time gates. there is an agressive anticheat that stays active even in singleplayer mode.
another game that was made with phone players in mind. lite phone game grind and store.
gameplay is fun but its a game promoting freedom that turns around and takes freedom from the player. way to go hypocrite devs that just follow the trend of making a gatcha skinners box game

great game, the story was great and had me enjoying most of it