Standartenführer Hans Landa
arranpimblett   Wigan, Wigan, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Oooh, that's a bingo. Is that the way you say it, "That's a bingo?"
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Grandma 2020 年 1 月 23 日 下午 12:13 
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Standartenführer Hans Landa 2020 年 1 月 23 日 下午 12:01 
I will!
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Xzirael 2017 年 12 月 5 日 上午 11:58 
-Rep After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Rocket and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rocket league lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Kolymsky 2016 年 2 月 14 日 上午 10:15 
Why was six afraid of seven?
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Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
KJ 2015 年 9 月 8 日 上午 10:59 
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