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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 2:17pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 4:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 3:49am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 4:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:28am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:29am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:16am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 4:37am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 5:27am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:26am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:26am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:26am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:24am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 5:36am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:25am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:34am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:09pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:44am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:16am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:18am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:07am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:19am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 4:29am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:07am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:15am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 2:38pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:32am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:57am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:56am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:26am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 4:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:06am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 3:00am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 7:10am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 11:08am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 7:12am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:40am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:26am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:11am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:12am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:06am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:19am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:08am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 4:12pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:21pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:43pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:40pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:34am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:12am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 2:27am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:48pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 3:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:08am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:21am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:08am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:26am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:16am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:16am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:52am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 8:47am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 11:57am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 11:05pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 3:16pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:18am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:21am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 4:25pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:18am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:18pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 2:36am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:05am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:25am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:06am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:26am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:26am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:06am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:44pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:48pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:23am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:34am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:29pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:08pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 7:01pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 3:55am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:07am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:08am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:29am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:05am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:33am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:50am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 2:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:48pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:15pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:29pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:49pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 2:35am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 12:03am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 4:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:22pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:33pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:42pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:35pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:11pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:32pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 8:59am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 4:21am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 9:26am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 5:38pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:19am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:19am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:12am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:47am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:52am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 6:00am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:09am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:17pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 8:24am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 6:52pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:59am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:38pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:47pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:29am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:48pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:10pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:10pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:54pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:10pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:12pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:08am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:52am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:16am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 2:38am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 2:15am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 2:57am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:05pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 7:17am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:52am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:10am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:56am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:15am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 11:12am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 3:07am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 6:04am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:19pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:41pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:37pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:55am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:55am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:05am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:44pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:12pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:37pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:13pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:54am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:29am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:29am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:52pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:52am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:33pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:08am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:55am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:03am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 12:49am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:26pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:29pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:55am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:40am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:48am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:23am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:52am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 11:08am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 11:57am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 3:08am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 3:08am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 6:39am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 6:39am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:18am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:52pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 12:49am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 2:29am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:16pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:34am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:08am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:10am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:55am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:30am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:00am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:45am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 7:58am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:35pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:52pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:12pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:08am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:03am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:16am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 8:59am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 12:35am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 2:29am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:18am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:10am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 7:34am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 4:07am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 3:36am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:05am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:24pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 1:58pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 1:45pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:50am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:14pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:11pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 5:03am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:40am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 6:50am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:49am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 3:26am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:50am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:38am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:08am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:15am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:16pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:08am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:55am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:15am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 11:12am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 2:30am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:17am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:06am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:50am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:08am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:55am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 8:58am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 9:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 4:07am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:45am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 11:11am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 3:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 2:30am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 2:30am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:18am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:02am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 7:32am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 7:32am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:12am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:49am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:56am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:56am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 4:16am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:08pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:24am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:10am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 11:57am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:45am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:26am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:35am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:54am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:31am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:50am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:29am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:35am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:55am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:24am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:24am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:24am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:24am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:24am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:24am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:55am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:40am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:26am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:23am



And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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