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Recent reviews by The White Coons

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0.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I remember reading and watching the development of this game a long time ago. This game is a masterpiece and holds a special place in my heart. It helped me become the person I am today and meet a bunch of wonderful people. 10/10 it will make you cry.
Posted 5 October.
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239.9 hrs on record (22.3 hrs at review time)
Attention all Hell Divers,

New orders from command came in, listen up.

Kill Sony. Behead Sony. Roundhouse kick a Sony into the concrete. Slam dunk Sony babies into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Sony. Defecate in a Sony office. Launch Sony into the sun. Stir fry Sony in a wok. Toss Sony into active volcanoes. Urinate in a Sony office. Judo throw Sony into a wood chipper. Twist Sony heads off. Report Sony to the IRS. Karate chop Sony in half. Curb stomp Sony. Trap Sony in orbital strikes. Crush Sony in the trash compactor. Liquefy Sony in a vat of acid. Eat Sony. Dissect Sony. Exterminate Sony in the gas chamber. Stomp Sony heads with steel toed boots. Cremate Sony in the oven. Memory wipe Sony. Mandatory napalm strike for Sony. Grind Sony in the garbage disposal. Drown Sony in acid. Vaporize Sony with a air burst. Kick Sony down the stairs. Feed Sony to recycling plants. Shoot Sony with a rail gun.
Posted 10 February. Last edited 6 May.
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1,063.2 hrs on record (1,046.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted 15 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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44.6 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
I took more time customizing my stuff to look like Char's gundam than it took to beat the helicopter.

Defeated NG++ before patch.
Get filtered.
Posted 24 August, 2023. Last edited 15 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
12.2 hrs on record
What have I done?
Posted 1 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,075.2 hrs on record (589.9 hrs at review time)
I still have no idea what the ♥♥♥♥ I am doing most of the time.
Posted 1 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Thank you, very cool.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
242.8 hrs on record (30.9 hrs at review time)
Well I think I have PTSD now.
Posted 28 December, 2013.
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