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1,326.0 hrs on record (1,187.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
What this game does well:
Fun interactive FPS that allows you to feel like you are a part of something bigger. Running headfirst into enemy fire is like no other. Getting one tapped as you round a corner, or getting to one tap someone else as you round a corner makes you feel ALIVE. Being able to call someone names on your team who is under performing, while you carry the entire team on your back, whilst also listening to music, and drinking a red bull to stay at your peak performance is like no other. If I had a dime for every time I have been called a racial slur, I'd be Bill Gates by now.

This game will make you want to rip your hair out, and repent your sins at the same time. It's one of those games that not only can you get a gambling addiction from, but also a gaming addiction.

What this game doesn't do well:
Chickens can't swim.
Posted 4 August, 2023.
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2.7 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Great game for Borderlands fans. Takes Dragon keep DLC for BL2 to a whole new level. Loved every second of it.
Posted 29 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
72.6 hrs on record (32.5 hrs at review time)
Great game, not only for working out, but also just to have fun,
Posted 14 February, 2022.
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16.5 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
Game is very unforgiving, but overall fun. You can miss the cup by an inch on one hole, and sink it by an inch off on the other. Greens are extremely fast, and putter takes some getting used to. Roughs are incredibly tough on some holes, and the wind can be brutal. However, it is a lot of fun to learn, and play. I would suggest buying it on sale, as $60 is a lot of money for it. Also, playing with a controller makes playing it more enjoyable.
Posted 4 September, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
51.0 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)
At first, I didn't really enjoy the game. Didn't know the guns, thought the starting weapon was sub par, didn't understand really the walking and running part of it. But now, after 40 hours, this is easily one of my favorite games to play. Lots of things to accomplish, plenty of animals to hunt, and lots of hours just roaming beautiful landscapes. Every map is incredibly detailed, and massive. Each map provides endless hours of enjoyment like, roaming them to find outposts, or strategically walking around woods/plains stalking animals. The guns are realistic along with the bullet drop.

I 100% would recommend this game to anyone who loves to hunt, or wants a game to kill sometime. I've never hunted before, but have always loved Hunting games. Also, majority of my friends who now own this game have never hunted, but love the game as well.

For only $5 this game is well worth it. I would suggest to go a bit further and get all of the Maps available, but even then, the game is still worth it. It has it's weaknesses with crashes and bugs; you are able to look past those for the shear amount of enjoyment you will have with this game.
Posted 3 July, 2020.
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11.7 hrs on record
Great game full of adventures.
Posted 30 June, 2020.
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27.9 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
10/10. This game immerses you into the Star Wars universe. From creating your own lightsaber, to (spoilers) picking your own Kyber Crystal. Everything in this game feels right. The graphics are fantastic, the mechanics are outstanding. If you love Star Wars and want to learn what happens after Order 66, and before The Force Awakens, this game is for you. The description is not lying when it says it makes you feel like a real Jedi. The story pulls you in, and really shows what loss, heartbreak, and determination can do to a person. Thank you EA and Respawn for doing Star Wars right. Not only for the fans, but for the individuals who just want to play a good game. Also, you don't have to pay $200 to make your own lightsaber. You can do it virtually for only $60! Eat that, Disney.
Posted 15 November, 2019.
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31 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10
Easily the GOTY. If you like watching paint dry, then what in the world are you waiting for? BUY THIS MASTER PIECE!!!!!
This game emerges you into a Farmer's paradise. With being able to weild a tommy gun, and shoot at cows that will never die, even if they are in the ground wanting you to put them out of their missery. I mean, for only $8 you could buy 8 double cheese burgers from Mic-♥♥♥♥♥. OR, you could get this game. Cause, God knows this game is WAY more important than eating, am I right? Cause, I know I am. Anyways, if you are short on cash, and have to choose between this and food, starve. You will have hours of enjoyment, along with only like an hour of enjoyment at tops while eating. Plus, you could die from starvation, and be happy that you tried out this God send of a game. Anyways, enough of me blabing, go try it out for yourself, and tell me that it is not the best thing since sliced bread.



Oh, BTW, this game is the biggest waiste of money, but WHOCARES, BUY THIS GAME!
Posted 16 November, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
263.3 hrs on record (178.1 hrs at review time)
This game, there is much to say. With everything that is possible in the first Borderlands, comes a game that immenses you into a virtual world. Every DLC you buy amounts to one of the greatest storylines you will ever encounter. The amount of time you play this game is well worth every penny you wish to spend. Even at it's true value ($40.00 GOTY) it's worth it.

You play as a "Valut Hunter" and go about trying to stop a man named "Handsome Jack." In your endeavors you meet familiar faces along with new ones. Once you beat the main missions, you go onto a harder version of the campaign. Once you beat the harder version, an even more difficult version arises onto your plate. The replay value is emense, with every DLC, side mission, and the regular campaign being differently played/ just plain different each time.

I personally know someone who has 2,800 hours in this game alone (2020 Edit** the person now has over 6,000 hours). That should tell you the replay value. The amount it is right now 6/19/14, is worth every single penny, as I have said before. When you buy this game, you will never regret it. It's an even better experience if you play with friends.
Posted 19 June, 2014. Last edited 8 May, 2020.
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