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2,067.1 hrs on record
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Posted 11 November.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,874.6 hrs on record (1,870.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I guess it's always kinda been this way, but especially recently this game has been feeling like a "Normal person goes in, self-absorbed gooner comes out" Tycoon. It really says something about this community when about 90% of the time the only people who will treat you like a human being are those who have less than about a hundred hours sunk in.

Essentially this game is a lottery simulator where the grand jackpot is meeting someone you wouldn't mind being in the same room with for more than 10 minutes. And yet, I keep spinning that wheel, even though I ALWAYS end up feeling horrible about humanity by the end.
Posted 27 July, 2022. Last edited 14 November.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
42.3 hrs on record (29.0 hrs at review time)
Hoes Mad

Unpopular Gaming Opinion: This game is a pretty cool

Hoes Mad
Posted 8 May, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Absolutely love the concept of this game, taking dozens of different scientifically accurate prehistoric animal species and throwing them all into a realistic survival setting. Of course the main issue as of now is still the framerate, but i'm postive that this will be patched in the future. I still am very glad that I spent the money, though, as I want to see how this game develops. I mean, they've even got an emu on the development team, that's gotta count for something!
Posted 29 August, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
99.0 hrs on record (62.9 hrs at review time)
I think I speak for everyone when I say: This game teaches us all a very, very valuable lesson in life...


"When life gives ya lemons, don't make lemonade...GET MAD!"
-Cave Johnson
Posted 4 December, 2014.
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592.8 hrs on record (249.7 hrs at review time)
Ever since I became a pc gamer, i've always been searching for the one game that is just for pure fun.
One that isnt as serious, and limited as many RPGs. Garry's Mod is that absolutely perfect game.

There is no other game that can even compare to how hilarious, and fun this game can be.There are hundreds, no, THOUSANDS of addons from almost any game. This is one of those games that always makes me laugh, just by throwing a Pikachu ragdoll across the map XD. In this game, anything is possible. In this game, nothing is impossible. Garry's Mod is definitely a game that I will never get tired of. And this is a game that everyone should have in their library.

10/10, I freakin love this game!
Posted 28 October, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.5 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
I suck at this game!!! D:

10/10 :3
Posted 28 October, 2014.
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887.0 hrs on record
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Posted 28 October, 2014. Last edited 11 November.
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