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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 7:41am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 12:19pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 11:52am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 7:49am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 7:42am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 8:18am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 2:32pm

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2015 @ 3:48am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 11:37am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2015 @ 1:24pm

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 5:54am

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2015 @ 7:13am

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 4:34pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2015 @ 11:50am

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 2:20pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 8:25am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 3:35pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2015 @ 8:42am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2015 @ 11:32am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 5:15pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 1:39pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 7:45am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2015 @ 8:28am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2016 @ 8:47am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 12:39pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 8:06am



Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.