Recent reviews by ShadowTaged

Scratch lotto tickets and smoke cigs

Anatidaephobia is the fear that a duck could be watching you at any time or place.

Fun arcade shooter—pick it up, put it down because you suck at it, then pick it up again. Just don’t look back and keep moving. You can’t beat the price!

Vodka power-ups. Simple and fun, excited to see more from this dev.

Shrimp, ducks, and back flips what more could you ask for.

Hello!

I have just one question for you. Are you ready?

Am I ready for what? Who is this?

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN WWE CHAMP JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE, IN THE WWE SUUPPERRRRRR SLAMMMMMMMMMM!! Right now you can earn this awesome pay-per-view event, for just $59.99!!

I'm sorry no there is not any chance in hell that were ever gonna in his house again, thank you, but no. Have a good day.

*Ringing* Hello?

AND GOODBYE TO ANYONE STANDING IN JOHN CENA'S WAY WHEN HE TAKES ON 6 MEN IN A STEEL CAGE CHUTES AND LADDERS MATCH AT WWE SUPERRRRR SLAMMMMM order now and take ten dollars for the low, low price of just $49.99!

Sir you guys just called me and as I mentioned before we're not ordering this, so please stop calling my house, thank you and goodbye.

*Ringing* Hello?

Hi can I speak to champ?

Who?

Champ? Is champ there?

Who is champ?

THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN JOHN CENA DEFENDS THE BELT-

Listen! Hey!

-IN WWE SUPERRRR SLAMMMM

Oh my gosh.. Hey! Sir?.. Could you quit calling my house??

-TAKING ON SEAMUS, THE UNDERTAKER

Quit calling me!

-CM PUNK AND EVEN TRIPLE H TO THE BIG SHOW IN A SPIT-SWAPPING MAKEOUT MATCH-

Holy hell.

-IN WWE SUPERSLAMMMM

LISTEN! Hello??! Helloo?? Can you stop screaming in your little sirens or whatever that is?1 cank you knock it off for 5 seconds?!! NOT INTERESTED. STOP CALLING MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOUSE.

*Ringing* Hello?..

I'm watching you.

Excuse me?!

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO TAKE THE BELT FROM THE MIGHTIEST CHAMPION IN WWE HISTORY AT THIS WEEKEND WWE SUPPERR SLAMMMMMMMM!

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥, STOP CALLING MY HOUSE BEFORE I GET YOUR NUMBER, I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN

-JOHN CENA! IN A TRIPLE DOUBLE MATCH

AND ABSOLUTELY TEAR YOU TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIECES

-LADDERS!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

-CHAINSAWS!

I KNOW YOU ARE JOHN CENA YOU CRAZY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-EXPLOSIONS! FIREBALLS! POPCORN!

QUIT. CALLING. MY. HOUSE. NOW! NO WRESTLING, NO SUPER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLAMS IS HAPPENING IN THIS HOUSE.

*Ringing* I swear to jesus, if this is those wrestling ♥♥♥♥♥ again..

O- Okay good morning uhh, hi I'm just calling this morning to ask if you're a supporter of the United States military.

Oh my god, I apologize we've been getting calls all morning I, I apologize and yes, yes I am.

Great, are you a supporter of the Marine Corps?

Yes! Absolutely!

Good, great, because a former decorated member of the United States Marine Corps needs your support.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!! HE'S GONNA GET IN THE RING AND PUT BOOTS TO ASSES

You?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW??!

-THIS WEEKEND

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? I can't even handle this.

-WWE SUUUUUUUU-

I can. Not. Handle this.

-UUUUUUUUUPPPERRRRRRRRR SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW IN THE LOW PRICE OF ONLY $39.99!!!

I can't believe you're still calling me. I'm about to lose my ♥♥♥♥.

*Ringing* I swear I'm about to call the police.

Hello. You have a collect call from- JOHN CENAAAAAA -Will you accept the charges?

Oh, ♥♥♥♥ your mother.

*Ringing* LISTEN. STOP CALLING. IS LISTENING NOT YOUR STRONG SUIT??

*Snippet of John Cena theme*

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SUER IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ISN'T, BUT YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME, SHUT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEAT DOWN BRAIN

*Snippet of John Cena theme*

FROM SUPER SLAM AND LISTEN!

*Snippet of John Cena theme*

I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE $59, $49,-

*Snippet of John Cena theme*

$39, OR 39 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CENTS, I DON'T WANT IT, IT WON'T HAPPEN, IT'S NOT-

*Snippet of John Cena theme*

-IT'S NOT GOING ON MY TV AGAIN, IT WON'T BE ALLOWED IN THIS HOUSE-

*Snippet of John Cena theme*

-DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?? NEVER WILL THERE BE-

*Snippet of John Cena theme*

-NEVER WILL THERE BE WRESTLING IN THIS HOUSE

*Snippet of John Cena theme*

I'M GOING THROUGH CLOSETS, AND TAKING OUT T-SHIRTS AND BURNING THEM, I'M CALLING THE POLICE AND TELLING THEM THAT YOU'RE HARRASSING ME. STOP IT, NOW. I AM CALLING THE POLICE. GOOD LUCK TO YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY, ♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF.

google Katamari and then click on the ball icon.

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Emperor romance 100/100

The Diablo we deserved.