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Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand JOB: $10.00
He CHECKS his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.
"Are you the one who gives the hand JOBS?" he asks.
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"