Pacifist Dan Jun 27, 2014 @ 8:39pm 
ok *♥♥♥♥*

Eminem if he was really really into jelqing: I'm beginning to feel like a jelq God

All of my 3 shooters willing to die for me are the keebler elves. do or don't step idc

PROJECT BLUEBEAM IS THE DISTRACTION THEYRE CURRENTLY UNDERGOING ALONG WITH OPERATION BLUE BALLS MY ♥♥♥♥ NEEDS THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN HELP ME FOGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT BY HELPING ME ♥♥♥

Criticism against beastiality is a bit futile.

Let me explain-we can kill, grow and eat animals, but we can't put our silly bits in them?

You Americans and your "Morals"... You are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up...

MY MOM AND I WAS ON MAURY WHEN I WAS A BABY AND ONE DAY WHEN I WAS 20 I WAS WATCHING MAURY RERUNS AND I SAW A BLACK GUY DANCE IN MY MOMS FACE WHEN HE FOUND OUT HE WASNT MY DAD AND THATS WHEN I DECIDED TO BECOME A COP