HEY, YOU JACKASS! 2023 and 2024 both have 365 days, YOU MORON! What do you think, the Earth is like ‘I’ll just take an extra lap around the sun because I feel like it’? No, it’s science, it’s set in stone. The Earth orbits the Sun, and guess what? It takes the same amount of time every year, no matter how whiny you are!

Maybe your life’s been boring, maybe you had a tough time, but the length of the year doesn’t change because you’re complaining! The Earth doesn’t give a crap about your feelings, okay? Did you call NASA and ask them to make 2023 a little longer? Is that what happened? Maybe your perception of time is warped, but that doesn’t change the fact that 365 days is 365 days!

The Earth doesn’t revolve around YOU, buddy! Maybe take up a hobby or read a book, something to keep your brain from coming up with nonsense like this. This isn’t a personal request line to change the cosmos!

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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You haven't left your room in aweek, and you're always screaming about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, rats, bots, and a lagswitch? I'm really worried and scared, please go talk to the therapist again. You're not the same anymore. Love, mom xoxoxo

Hasnt seen his toes in years

Sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.
Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The Second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.
anyways i was just wondering, do you guys think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...