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you are bald
why you have no hair (yeah)
why you gotta look like my should'
please do not scold just why are you bald
your hair is non existant just like australia
why you so persistent i dont understand
because your hair is non existant
why is your head an egg
wait nevermind ur just bald
gold is bald just like you ur bald
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I 🚟👁 have absolutely 🙀 no 😣 intention 💰 to offend 😂😤😈 anyone 🙋🏿♂️, but 🍑 I 👁 do not like 😄 bald 😲 people 👨🏽.
It’s irrational, but 🍑😮😅 I 👁 have such a natural 🌿 distrust 🤐 for anyone 🙋 who lacks 📉 a head 💆 of hair 💇🏿♀️. When 🍑 I 👁 mean 👀👅 bald 👩🦲, I 👁 mean 😏 squeaky-clean bald 😲.
Every 💯 time 🕰⏰ I 😃👁 see 👀 a bald 😲 person 👬👫👭 I 👁 immediately 😤 think ☁🤔 they are extremely 💯 weird 😕, creepy 👀, or somewhere 💍 in between 😉.
EDIT 📝 1 🎄: No 😣 I 👁 don’t hate 😡🚫👉 cancer 💩 patients 🏃♂️.
EDIT 📝 2 🕝: I 👁 am losing 😼👌💥 hair 💈 so ironically 😂 I 👥 will probably 😻 end 🔚 up ⬆ bald 👴🏻 myself. That’s alright 👋 because hate 😲😠 myself already 👋.
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