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Possibly one of the best RTS games out there, very easy to learn with fleshed out gameplay. Ignore the hours on my steam profile, I have been playing this game for over a decade and it still manages to make me smile hee hee :)

Ever wanted Ghostbusters 3 to be a thing but also wanted to be a ghostbuster yourself?
Well here ya go.

Ghostbusters: The Videogame really is great, but only because of the Ghostbusters coat of paint. You run around and reel in ghosts and shoot at generic spookies which would be kinda boring if you didn't do it in the whole 'Bustin getup with your sweet lil' proton pack and the other Gostbusters in tow. One of the best things about this game is that the voice acting is done, for the most part, by the original actors (Murray, Aykroyd, Ramis, Hudson, etc.)
All I'm saying is: if you like Ghostbusters, consider buying this game. If you don't like Ghostbusters, then why are you here, broh.
Ok let's look at the important stuff:

Plot:

Ok so there's ghosts and things but the important part is that it's written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis

Gameplay:
-An essential thing to note is that you, throughout the course of the game, unlock four different proton stream things, each serving a different purpose and each having a special attack or ability.
-The enemies tend to either be destructible objects brought to life or just straight up ghosts. The ghosts tend to be the most difficult as they need to be captured.
-You have access to a half life physics gun stream that is used to wrangle ghosts, solve puzzles, and move debris.

Graphics:

-Is good, looks good
-the proton pack is filled with detail which is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great

ok now that that's out of the way let's talk about the pros and cons

Pros:
-It's Ghostbusters
-But not the new Ghostbusters
-As in it's the original one with Bill Murray and that one guy whos last name is spelled weird
-somewhat above average gameplay
-excellent graphics that still hold up (for the most part)

Cons:
-several of the boss fights feel underwhelming
-occasional lag discharge

My final verdict is that this game is great, even though it's a movie game.
I'll give it a neat ol' 8/10

Alright.
FleetCOMM is essentially a somewhat generic top-down space shooter hidden beneath layers of seizure inducing lights and violent alarm noises. I swear to god this thing gave me a headache on the first tutorial level. Speaking of tutorial levels, that's all there is. 8 tutorial levels. The actual first mission is supposed to release on the 30th of May. Expect delays.
In all honesty I can't really call this a review: Most of the tutorial remains unplayed. I'd love to play more but my desire for self preservation keeps getting in the way.

Lets go ahead and discuss the pros and cons because ♥♥♥♥ it why not

Pros:
-Movement is ok, feels fairly alright considering you're a space ship floating through space
-the combat doesn't make me want to kill myself, thats what the visuals are for
-The little logo on the steam page looks pretty cool, I guess

Cons:
-visually, it's a nightmare. bright, flashing lights that induce headaches
-buggy to the finest degree. (my copy contained a bug where every ship model was invisible, forcing me to hold down the radar button in order to play)
-the sound, oh god the sound. It still hurts me. When its not blaring poison into your ear it's just generic dubstep

In its current state, this game is a health hazard. I strongly recommend you stay away.
2/10 Slade you didn't even finish your game

EDIT:
YEAH ALSO ITS TEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOLLARS AT FULL PRICE
FOR A T U T O R I A L
I HAVE TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EMPHASIZE HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT IS
ITS JUST A TUTORIAL
NICE 'GAME' YOU GOT HERE, SLADE

Depressing, but fun.

If you like rouge-like games then this is a game for you. Also, if you get bored there's mods and stuff.

hlp me