As you step through the door, coming back from work. You realize that your stomach aches. You try to get to the bathroom but your kids are trying to show you their knew camera. you quickly take a photo with them and push them aside and head for the stairs. Only to find your spouse coming down the narrow passage. They greet you and go for the hug. You decide the only way your getting to your destination is by quickly giving them a hug. But then they sqeeze your lower back and you feel like your about to burst. you quickly push them out of the way. You think you heard a tud. But your stomach is screaming at you. You start make the toliet with reilef you let everything go. Only to feel a warm feeling on your buttocks. Plastic wrap over the toliet under the seat. You hear a giggle and look towards the batthroom door. Your child takes a photo of you. :D